It’s time once again for tricks and treats. Oh yeah, and costumes. Dress up your golf ball this year in this cute but practical costume:
When you send it into the lake to go trick or treating, it will be safe, warm and secure (and can still go home in your goodie bag).
I found this and a lot of other silly golf things at Prank Place.
And a special treat just for my friend Rich at Eatgolf.com:
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Mummy, mummy what’s a werewolf?
Be quiet and brush your face.
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn’t take it far enough into the woods!
Why do black cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
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November 1, 2006 at 10:22 am
Love that last one. Demons ARE a ghoul’s best freind.
November 1, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Hahaha nice ones Kristen!
Why couldn’t the jack-o’-lantern play golf… he had a scary SLICE…
Why did the skeleton lay up on the par 5…. he had NO GUTS!
..ended up SKULLing it and getting a BOOgy
Why was he playing as a single… he had noBODY to play with..
My jokes are still as bad as ever!