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Once again – beware of rattlesnakes!


It’s rattlesnake season again, so be careful out there!

If you’re daring (or stupid) enough to go into the brush looking for your golf ball, at least take a club with you and make lots of noise as you go about it. For me, that $3 ball just isn’t worth the risk of a bite.

Sure, they rattle to warn you, but you might come across one without the time to warn you because they hide and camouflage themselves so well. A friend of mine saw his playing partner get bit on the arm as the guy just reached in for his ball. End of round, hospital visit and about a week of agony. I think he learned his lesson.


Here’s an ambitious little snake that wants to be a rattlesnake when he grows up. He was stretched out on the cart path, blocking my way down a hill last week. I touched his tail with my toe to get him to move along and he got all badass on me. From then on, I treated him with the respect he was seeking. I managed to just squeak the cart through between his tail and the tall brush on the side of the path at top speed so he didn’t have time to strike. Sure, he might not have the venom of a rattler but I’m sure a bite would still hurt. I even let out a little squeal as I drove by – but only to make him feel better about himself.

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The Armchair Golfer’s new digs

The Armchair Golfer has a new gig. The people over at The Most Valuable Network have wisely chosen Neil (evidently that’s his name) to write their golf blog, “Down the Middle.”

He has been blogging steadily about golf since September 2005 – almost as long as I have. Like he says on his new site profile, golfers persist!

Congrats and good luck, Neil. I’ll be reading.

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“New” rental clubs?!?!?

Mom needs some golf clubs!

My mom has only played golf a few times but she really enjoys getting out on the course with me and swatting the ball around. The last time we played, I was impressed with her as she thwacked some really good ones from the tee, the fairway, the rough and the bunkers and made some really good putts. And she did all that with a beat up set of clubs she rented.

Before they brought out the rental set, I inquired if they had any used rental sets for sale (since Mom’s in the market). He said they didn’t sell (or have) demo clubs. I repeated that I was actually asking about rental sets and explained that I thought maybe when they upgraded their rentals they sold the old ones. He told me that all their sets are still quite new and they weren’t ready to be replaced. Then he brought out the golf clubs in question. I laughed out loud.

I know rental sets see some abuse, but to describe these as NEW and to sound so proud of them was ridiculous!

The photo doesn’t even really do them justice. Each and every club in the set (including the putter) looked like it had been through a few good rounds of street golf. And if they hadn’t been used on asphalt, they had seen hundreds of hard rounds with hackers in the weeds and rocky, dried-up hazards. However many times they have rented out this set, I’m sure they were paid for many times over and they were ready for retirement.

I later looked up the set online and found a brand new set of the same model (Aspire M3) for $80 – with a bag. I’m no math whiz, but at $20 per rental, which is what they charge, I think they can afford to get a few new sets with what they’ve brought in from this old bag of nuts and still have enough left over to pay the water bill.

Time for Mom to get some golf clubs of her own, ’cause she’s got skillz! Hmmm… if only there was an occasion for a gift, like a day celebrating all things Mom. Oh, wait.

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Charity Event at Moorpark Country Club

On Thursday, May 17, Moorpark Country Club will be the site of the Phillips & King International annual charity golf tournament.


This year, Phillips and King has chosen the Cigar Family Charitable Foundation as the recipient of the proceeds. This foundation is working to improve the lives of families in the villages surrounding the town of Caribe in the Dominican Republic. They do this by helping to build much needed schools, health clinics, recreation facilities, a safe drinking water network, youth programs, adult training and much more. Last year, the tournament raised almost $19,000 and would love to make that same kind of contribution to this year’s recipient.

The details

When: May 17th, 2007, 12:00 PM shotgun start.
Where: Moorpark Country Club (I’ll post an update when I find out which two of the three nines they will use)
Update: The tournament will be played on the Ridgeline and Canyon Crest nines.
Women: White tees, Men: Blue tees
Entry fee: $225

The entry fee includes lunch, a full course dinner, a gift bag and lots of cigars.

Prize opportunities include a new BMW or Harley Davidson, airline tickets, a Caribbean cruise, rounds of golf, trophies and more, and are awarded for Hole-in-one, Long Drive (Male and Female), Closest to the Pin (Male and Female), putting contest, 1st and 2nd place and a raffle. There will also be a live auction.

Since this event is only two weeks away, sign up soon using the registration form below (click on it to get a larger version) or by calling (805) 744-4188 or (800) 532-4427 x 188.

I know it can be difficult to get out to play at noon on a weekday, but I hope to see you there! (You can also just come for the dinner, auction and raffle for a $100 contribution.)

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The Dreaded “Y word” at Worldgolf

Well, it’s that time of month again. No, not the time when I get all cranky and roll around in chocolate – my latest column is up at Worldgolf. Since their disaster of a new site design isn’t just ugly, but a navigational nightmare, you might want to use my link below if you want to read it. Hmm… maybe it is that time of the month after all. I hope I don’t get fired for voicing that opinion.

Anyway, the column is about understanding the bizarre phenomenon called The Yips. WAIT – hear me out: as a superstitious person myself, it was a daunting topic for me at first. But the more I learned about it, the more comfortable I was talking about it without fearing that I’d catch it.

Unfortunately, I have a small word count range in these columns so it’s difficult for a long-winded writer such as myself to turn in anything substantive. I plan to follow up that article with more about the topic here on The Golfchick blog. I have a very cooperative friend named Neil who is suffering from the putting yips and I hope to include video clips in future posts. I guess the column could be considered an introduction to what might become a series here. We’ll see!

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For the victims and families at Virginia Tech

one day blog silence

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The bird putts better than I do

Saw this darling bird on Letterman tonight and had to share. He three putted on the show but he didn’t let it get to him. I wish I had his skills!

AJ the parakeet can also dunk a basketball, do gymnastics and bowl – also all better than I can do. Damn bird.

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Interview with Geoff Shackelford – Part Two

Last week I posted Part One of the Geoff Shackelford interview in which we discussed his golf game and some thoughts on golf course architecture.

As promised, here is the rest of the interview which covers his writing and some personal topics. For some background, you can check out Geoff’s bio on his website.

You’ll notice a couple of times he references the Masters as though it hasn’t happened yet. He actually submitted these responses back to me while I was on a break from blogging, right before the Masters took place.

Once again, Scott Tesar provided a few questions, which are denoted with his initials (ST) in place of my own (KW).

Enjoy!


Geoff Shackelford interview – Part Two

Writing KW: When did your interest in writing begin/how did it develop?GS: I edited my high school paper and have always loved reading the newspaper. Though I rarely opened a book until the age of 20.

KW: Who was the first person who acknowledged your talent and encouraged you?

GS: My parents.

KW: Does the insecurity even end?

GS: Of course not. I can’t stand to read stuff I’ve done that’s more than 2 weeks old.

KW: Clearly you have a creative mind. Have you ever pursued any other ways to express it in addition to architecture and writing?

GS: Well besides my work as a male stripper and my “Def poetry” rants on postmodernism as it relates to the life and work of Leroy Neiman? Oh, sorry. Well, I wrote a couple of movie treatments and a novel, both with some golf in them. Not sure if those count.

KW: Do you write about other subjects than golf and golf architecture?

GS: Nope. I should, but golf has thankfully been keeping me busy and paying the rent.

KW: When and where were you first published? How did it happen?

GS: Riviera Country Club hired me to do a club history in time for the 1995 PGA. That was privately published. After that Masters of the Links was the first actual book bought by a publisher. As for magazine and print stuff, Golfweb on the Internet.

KW: How have your writing pursuits progressed since then?

GS: I wrote and compiled several more books since the early ones. Lately I’ve been doing more blogging and magazine writing, a lot less book writing.

KW: Do you ever write a book without a publishing agreement in place (now that you’re established)?

GS: Every book but Cypress Point and Grounds for Golf has been started without an agreement in place.

KW: When you write a book, what approach do you use (methodical, outline first, type away and edit later, etc.)?

GS: Depends. Most of my books involve several components, so I’ve started with an outline and then it evolves. Sort of like a golf course design: start with some ideas on paper, and then it all goes to hell from there and you hope it comes together at the end.

KW: How much of your time is spent on writing and how much on course design? Is it the ratio you want it to be?

GS: It’s 50-50 right now.

KW: What inspired you to start your website/blog?

GS: I wanted to follow up on the Future of Golf‘s many topics covered related to the health of the sport. So that’s why I continue to blog on the things I do. It all still goes back to that book. Though I would love to have more course design projects to post about! I also started doing it because I think it’s the future of journalism and communications and allows me to share my clipping files online with the rest of the world. Which can be a bad thing when I start getting too snarky.

ST: With the massive amount of content on your site and the frequency of your posts, you seem to post to your blog 24/7. There must be an established income stream to support that. Can you tell us about it?

GS: An established income stream? Did Tim Finchem submit this question? Just kidding. Actually, there isn’t one. It’s what Finchem would call a loss leader. It costs me a small amount per month to maintain thanks to a great host site called Squarespace (that I highly recommend). I don’t have too much bandwidth use because I don’t post a lot of photographs or video, so that keeps the costs down (though I’d like to post more photos and video if available). The site promotes my books and hopefully will be – big MBAspeak word here – a platform to write about and obviously promote my golf course design work as well. I’d like to think it has also helped me get in the door at some magazines I wasn’t writing at before, so it’s paid for itself.

ST: How much time do you spend reading the online world’s resources?

GS: I spend about an hour a day and generally do most of the posts in the evening with a few follow ups the next morning if there’s something I feel like commenting on or a story worth sharing. That might be a lot to some, but as far as looking for material, it’s stuff I was already reading and looking at for ideas because of my other interests in writing. During the majors it’s more than an hour a day, obviously, but that’s where blogging is most fun. I’ll be live blogging from the Masters so that I can make sure to document every silly thing Peter Kostis says.

KW: What are your favorite sources of current golf information, online or otherwise?

GS: Golfobserver.com online and of course in the print world, Golf World, Golf Digest and Sports Illustrated Golf Plus. I don’t get Golfweek anymore. I got tired of their publisher, Jim Nugent, shilling for the manufacturers both in print and behind the scenes. But now that he’s spending more time with his family and pursuing other opportunities at the PGA Tour publishing that bastion of journalism, PGA Tour Partners, I may re-subscribe because they have people like Brad Klein, Scott Hamilton, Adam Schupak, Rex Hoggard and Jim Achenback doing some interesting stuff.

KW: What peeves do you have about blogs/bloggers/blog writing?

GS: Not very entertaining or surprising. I want to be entertained and enlightened. That’s what I hope to do with my stuff.

KW: Can you give any advice to aspiring writers – specifically golf writers? (i.e. What to focus on, what to avoid, how to get published, how to make the transition from self-publishing, what to expect, other helpful hints, etc.)

GS: Don’t expect to make much money in books. I’m not sure about blogging yet, but probably don’t expect it there either. Outside of that, and it’s a cliché, but cliché’s are just truths that everyone gets tired of hearing about: find a “voice.” Even if it’s a pithy, sarcastic voice like mine, it’s me and I’m not pretending to be someone else. It will serve you well in all fields of writing and lets you sleep at night. When I read the golf columnists today in the magazines, there aren’t too many like Dan Jenkins who you can honestly say have an original voice. Bob Verdi, Jaime Diaz and Alan Shipnuck, in the magazine world come to mind (whether you like their work or not), while John Huggan, Lawrence Donegan and Steve Elling are really distinctive voices in the newspaper world. That’s not to say that the many others doing great work in golf are no good because they may not be getting the chance to strut their stuff writing a game story.

Personal

KW: Where is your home base?GS: Santa Monica, CA

KW: How much do you travel?

GS: Not too often. Though I hope that changes with the golf course design work.

KW: Is your office at home or in a separate location?

GS: In the east wing of my mansion.

KW: Are you married, in a relationship, a playa, live alone, co-habitate/Is your – if there is one – significant other in the golf industry or even play golf?

GS: I actually wear a diamond-encrusted necklace that says PLAYA and my mom asked why I was paying tribute to the beach. I had to explain to her what it means to be a playa.

ST: Describe your typical day?

GS: Jeeves wakes me around 8:30 with breakfast in bed along with the L.A. Times, New York Times and the Journal, then we spend the next half hour debating how to bring peace to Darfur and sobriety into Britney’s life. No wait, that’s Bertie Wooster’s life. Sorry.

KW: Why Pepperdine and not UCLA?

GS: I wasn’t good enough coming out of high school to play golf at UCLA, and my grades definitely weren’t good enough!

ST: What is/was it like being Lynn‘s kid? What opportunities did that afford you (i.e. doors opened, contacts made) or did it put up any barriers, challenges or assumptions you had to overcome?

GS: Well once I stopped playing basketball, there were no barriers to overcome. It was great though because I got to travel with him a ton when he was announcing, so I had seen much of the world by the age of 18 and met so many interesting people. And that was when flying was fun.

KW: Do you have any time for other hobbies? If so, what are they?

GS: I try to spend as much time at the beach as possible. I like to work out, read, watch movies and when we aren’t in the middle of a drought, I love hiking in Southern California and taking in our unique environment, especially in spring when the wildflowers and sage scrub look so great. I’ve even started to get into bird watching, something Ben Crenshaw has taught me a little about and which I’ve really grown to appreciate in my old age. I also love music and concerts, and love discovering new artists.

KW: Name one specific thing that makes you smile?

GS: Knowing that Bobby Clampett has been reduced to a fill in announcer for CBS? Oh sorry. Actually with the depressing state of our world, of late The Daily Show, Stephen Colbert and 30 Rock really make me laugh, which, therefore, makes me smile.

KW: What makes you the happiest?

GS: Good food, good wine and laughing with friends about this mad, mad world. Oh, and knowing that the Masters is just about here.

Thanks again to Geoff for his time and effort in answering all these questions and for sharing himself with all of us. I don’t know about you, but I certainly learned some things. Like who knew a male stripper could be so pithy?Next post.


Butts on golf courses

I often find myself saying – either aloud or in my head – “What is WRONG with people?” Sometimes it’s for more serious actions, but I also use it for the stupid little things people do.

Like leaving cigar and cigarette butts all over the golf course. I mean, come on! Presumably, you’ll repair your divots and ball marks in an effort to clean up after yourself and keep the course nice. So what’s the difference? Do you have to be told to pick up your trash as well? Well, if you haven’t yet, here goes…

I hereby dub it official golf etiquette (because I have that power) to keep all golf courses free of your own litter, including butts!

Just remember…

BAD LitterGOOD Litter!

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Graphite shafted irons and custom fitting

For awhile now I’ve been thinking about trying some graphite shafted irons as part of my experimentation. I know a lot of women use them but I’ve been a steel shaft girl from the beginning. While I’m at it, I should probably get them custom fitted and do it right. At first I didn’t think it was necessary because my swing wasn’t well defined. Now that I’m a little more established, it’s probably time.

I figure if I go with graphite, they should be stiff flex and men’s length, but it’ll be interesting to see what a professional fitter would say. Out of curiosity, I just tried the SmartFit custom club fitting calculator on Golfsmith.com and came up with the following recommendations:

Shaft Model: Mid launch
Shaft Flex: Stiff
Club length: Men’s standard
Lie angle: +1° Upright
Grip size: Men’s + 1/64 Inch

I wonder if the results will be the same when I actually go in and get my swing speed calculated and all that. I should probably go ahead and do it for my current set of steel shafted irons since I’m not quite ready to take the leap on graphite shafts.

While I’m mulling it over, I’d be happy to hear recommendations on makes and models if you feel like sharing.

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