Tiger Woods Can’t Lose

I think it’s clear that Tiger Woods is unstoppable, at least for the foreseeable future.

His remarkable combination of talent, drive and passion surpasses that of any other golfer in the world. As if that weren’t enough, it seems he has something else going for him as well. This month and this year, especially. According to one interpretation, anyway.

Starting today, Tiger has a powerful force in his corner. Just what the rest of the field needs, right? Here are some excerpts:

Tiger Woods Laughing Capricorn

Your January Horoscope by Susan Miller Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

“The year 2008 is just made for you!”

“Pluto is about to make a stunning move out of Sagittarius and into Capricorn on January 25” … “Pluto has the slowest orbit around the Sun and therefore spends the longest time in each sign and house of the zodiac. That allows Pluto to make a truly indelible impression as it travels through a house – in your case, your 1st house of personality and personal desires, determination, and dreams.”

“Others will admire your single-minded determination to succeed, for surely, Pluto will require an all-or-nothing approach from you. As a Capricorn, your motivation and ambition to succeed has always been high, but now it is about to become sharpened, focused, and intensified. Your ability to persuade others will become more effective too, for you won’t take “no” for an answer!” (emphasis mine)

“Were you born on December 28 or close to this date? You actually are in a perfect position to reap benefits galore.” (Tiger’s birthday is December 30.)

Did you notice the part about Pluto – I thought Pluto wasn’t a planet anymore – entering Capricorn today? Tiger shot a -7 (65) today at the Buick Invitational to take a 4 shot lead into the weekend at Torrey Pines.

Regardless of your opinion on horoscopes, there is no debating Tiger’s dominance in golf. Personally, I enjoy believing (the positive parts of) my horoscope. I find it fun. And as a Capricorn myself (January 4), I share Tiger’s stellar forecast and can tell you that my year is getting off to a fantastic and fortunate start! Now if only my golf game would show it.

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Published by golfchick on January 26th, 2008 tagged Jokes, News, Pro Golf And Golfer Commentary, Rants And Random Ramblings, Tiger Woods

3 Responses to “Tiger Woods Can’t Lose”

  1. patricia Says:

    I’m hoping some of the benefits will rub off on us Aquarius types. ; )

  2. Steve Wozeniak PGA Says:

    Having gotten back to his perfect swing does not hurt either. His swing is now IDENTICAL to Sorenstam, Hogan, Nicklaus, Player, Palmer and Snead while at the top of their games, and I prove this every day. Most people notice the differences in mannerisms, body types, etc. Get the slam this year Tiger!!
    Steve Wozeniak PGA

  3. Andy Brown Says:

    Tiger was not the only big name starting off his season at the Buick Invitational. This was also the first tournament of the year for Phil Mickelson. But the amazing manner in which Tiger has started off his campaign for ’08 no one seems to be talking about Phil.

    Why would they? Tiger is on cruise control mode and has completely dominated the field even by his own stratospheric standards. The last time Tiger had run away from the field was in the U.S. Open of 2000 and we all know what happened there. It was the usual walk in the park kind of 15 stroke victory! Of course the fact that the U.S. Open will be played on this same venue is not lost on anybody. This tournament is being played on the North Course and the South Course but for the U.S. Open only the South Course will be used.

    This one looks like a foregone conclusion, but expectations will rise and the usual Grand Slam talk will be thrown around with some amazing regularity till of course someone finds a chink in his armour. That basically translates to “till he loses a tournament”!

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